Thu Jan 26, 2012, 02:40 PM
marmar (53,519 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
Victoria Jackson: Tea Party PrincessLast edited Thu Jan 26, 2012, 02:41 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
from the Village Voice: Tea Party Princess Victoria Jackson went from the big leagues of comedy to the rabid right of modern politics By Gus Garcia-Roberts, Wednesday, Jan 25 2012 Victoria Jackson hurtles through intersections and down side streets while using her left hand to hold a Flip cam to her face. The inside of her car—a weathered Honda Civic with "Nobama," Marco Rubio, and Tea Party bumper stickers—smells like it has been fumigated with sweet incense. Steering with elbows and the occasional pinkie, she opens a Bible inscribed with her name and quotes Scripture in her inimitable high-pitched voice. Then she turns the camera on a reporter riding shotgun. She suspects he's a socialist. "Don't you think that some people are on welfare from cradle to grave," she demands, "because the government is encouraging them never to work?" "Leaving on a Jet Plane," her ringtone, blares from some unknown recess of her purse, and she's suddenly burrowing through loads of makeup cases to find it. "What if we crashed and died on video?" she says, laughing wildly. "That would be the most viral video of the world! You'd be dead, but you'd have a really viral video!" At age 52, Victoria Jackson bears little resemblance to that lithe and sweetly dopey girl with the grating voice on Saturday Night Live. And you wouldn't recognize her from those eight mostly forgettable '80s and '90s feature films, such as I Love You to Death and No More Baths. She's more plump. Or as Howard Stern recently put it, she "looks like she ate Victoria Jackson." Her comedy career, which took her from Johnny Carson's stage in Los Angeles to 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City, long ago squeaked its last breath. These days, she's a Miami-area suburban grandmother and wife of a buff local cop with a Bad Boys–esque career full of shoot-outs and commendations. And to some Christian conservatives, she is a seer of truth. The Washington Post once described her thusly: "If you opened her head, it would be filled with cotton candy." Now the former daffy actress is a bizarrely riveting semi-regular political pundit on Fox News. ..............(more) The complete piece is at: http://www.villagevoice.com/2012-01-25/news/tea-party-princess-Victoria-Jackson/
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| marmar | Jan 26 | OP | |
| Richardo | Jan 26 | #1 | |
| Blue Owl | Jan 26 | #6 | |
| MrMickeysMom | Jan 26 | #12 | |
| Jester Messiah | Jan 26 | #2 | |
| Responder3 | Jan 26 | #7 | |
| MrMickeysMom | Jan 26 | #13 | |
| xchrom | Jan 26 | #3 | |
| libodem | Jan 26 | #4 | |
| louis-t | Jan 26 | #5 | |
| valerief | Jan 26 | #9 | |
| arely staircase | Jan 26 | #8 | |
| wyldwolf | Jan 26 | #10 | |
| xfundy | Jan 26 | #11 | |
| Faygo Kid | Jan 26 | #14 | |
| Joe Bacon | Jan 27 | #15 | |
| peace frog | Jan 27 | #16 | |
| GoldenOldie | Jan 27 | #17 | |
| corkhead | Jan 27 | #18 | |
| WildFire43 | Jan 27 | #19 | |
| alphafemale | Jan 27 | #20 |
Response to marmar (Original post)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 02:42 PM
Richardo (37,515 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
1. That pic makes her look like "Victoria Jackson: Tea Party Blow-up Doll"
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Response to Richardo (Reply #1)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 04:00 PM
Blue Owl (6,070 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. That doll's ready for teabagging, all right
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n/t
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Response to Richardo (Reply #1)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 09:06 PM
MrMickeysMom (8,556 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
12. G'aAHhHHHHHHHHH!
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 02:43 PM
Jester Messiah (1,534 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
2. Victoria Jackson was never funny.
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Never.
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Response to Jester Messiah (Reply #2)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 04:13 PM
Responder3 (33 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
7. An embarrassment n/t
Response to Jester Messiah (Reply #2)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 09:08 PM
MrMickeysMom (8,556 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
13. I think she was... once...
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Johnny Carson. I think she did a monologue standing on her hands.
Maybe that end looked better. |
Response to marmar (Original post)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 02:59 PM
xchrom (71,869 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
3. She is one hot mess. Nt
Response to xchrom (Reply #3)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 03:09 PM
libodem (7,700 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
4. That sounds
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Last edited Thu Jan 26, 2012, 03:10 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) Like a litterbox after an intestinally distressed kitty used it.
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 03:47 PM
louis-t (10,869 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
5. Why do republicans always gravitate toward
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the dumbest person in the room?
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Response to louis-t (Reply #5)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 08:00 PM
valerief (30,384 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
9. Teh Stoooopid likes company. nt
Response to marmar (Original post)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 07:09 PM
arely staircase (734 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
8. she needs help. i saw her on teevee spouting this stuff recently and wow
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Last edited Thu Jan 26, 2012, 07:10 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) it was cringe inducing, as in i felt bad for her. i think she is mentally ill. seriously.
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 08:02 PM
wyldwolf (34,227 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
10. whew! At first I read "Victoria Justice"
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 08:15 PM
xfundy (1,734 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
11. She's their natural leader.
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She towers over t-bags in the intelligence department.
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 10:31 PM
Faygo Kid (18,822 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
14. Even embarrasses Fox News. Then I saw The Donald tonight.
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While channel surfing. On Hannity (who else?). And I think Victoria Jackson is now second in nutjobbery.
Got to throw in Jon Voight and Ted Nugent, too. Are they series? This is hugh. ?w=294 |
Response to marmar (Original post)
Fri Jan 27, 2012, 12:15 AM
Joe Bacon (4,580 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
15. Is Toonces still her chauffeur?
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One can only hope...
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Fri Jan 27, 2012, 10:24 AM
peace frog (5,262 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
16. She was always borrrrring
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and becoming Queen of the Teabagger Prom hasn't raised her profile one iota.
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Fri Jan 27, 2012, 11:07 AM
GoldenOldie (1,450 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
17. I always thought she was acting the fool!
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Thought her bit parts onf SNL and other walk-on's, were just her playing a dippy, dumb blonde. Surprise, surprise, she truly is a dippy, dumb, ????. There was no acting at all!
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Fri Jan 27, 2012, 12:29 PM
corkhead (3,232 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
18. I think she is Andy Koffman-esque sustained performance art.
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it is the only thing that makes sense.
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Fri Jan 27, 2012, 01:59 PM
WildFire43 (12 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
19. Tea Party MushHead!!
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This loopy broad needs to crawl away and shut-up!
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Response to marmar (Original post)
Fri Jan 27, 2012, 04:34 PM
alphafemale (11,771 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
20. "Maybe this is my mission field. I'm supposed to tell my cast members about Jesus!"
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"Look, I'm not qualified for this," Victoria recalls thinking. "Maybe this is my mission field. I'm supposed to tell my cast members about Jesus!"
But Hartman didn't want to talk about the Son of God. And Lovitz asked how Jesus, "a grown man," could have fit in his mother's womb to be born again. When Victoria left audiocassette box sets of the Bible in each castmate's mail slot for Christmas, they were angrily returned. Writer and performer Al Franken, now a Democratic U.S. senator for Minnesota, cornered her once, Victoria says. He said he was "offended" by her "ditzy" act. "Maybe I'm overcompensating," she retorted, "because everybody here is dying and going to hell, and I'm supposed to tell them about Jesus." Franken went white, she says. "He never talked to me again." |


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