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Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:50 PM

Why do men like porn so much?

I find it incredibly boring and repetitive. Give me a good documentary instead anytime! Unfortunately, my hubby does not agree with that. And so I endure. (sort of)

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Reply Why do men like porn so much? (Original post)
MoonRiver Feb 2013 OP
zappaman Feb 2013 #1
HappyMe Feb 2013 #7
The Straight Story Feb 2013 #37
zappaman Feb 2013 #38
Warren DeMontague Feb 2013 #65
RKP5637 Feb 2013 #97
SpartanDem Feb 2013 #50
LadyHawkAZ Feb 2013 #72
opiate69 Feb 2013 #101
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SWTORFanatic Feb 2013 #103
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temporary311 Feb 2013 #5
MoonRiver Feb 2013 #8
Shivering Jemmy Feb 2013 #47
RKP5637 Feb 2013 #91
MoonRiver Feb 2013 #120
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Neoma Feb 2013 #25
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Democracyinkind Feb 2013 #114
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Scootaloo Feb 2013 #53
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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:51 PM

1. I'm just gonna sit back and watch.

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Response to zappaman (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:55 PM

7. Scoot over.

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Response to zappaman (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:19 PM

37. Why is there a hole in the bottom of your popcorn bag?

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Response to The Straight Story (Reply #37)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:20 PM

38. Well played!

Excellent film that I need to see again!

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Response to The Straight Story (Reply #37)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:30 PM

65. Heh

Well played.

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Response to The Straight Story (Reply #37)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:34 PM

97. Wait, I think I found one in my pocket too!

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Response to zappaman (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:59 PM

50. Let me squeeze in



Anyone down for ordering pizza?

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Response to SpartanDem (Reply #50)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:51 PM

72. I brought beer.





Porn threads are no fun without a good buzz.

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Response to LadyHawkAZ (Reply #72)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:52 PM

101. Pass me an IPA, LadyHawk!

Please and thank you!!

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Response to LadyHawkAZ (Reply #72)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 11:10 PM

108. Bless You !!!




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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:52 PM

2. Delicious, delicious bait

I cannot resist...

The answer is hormones.

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Response to maxsolomon (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:54 PM

4. Women have those little darlings too.

But, seriously, it is really, really boring.

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Response to MoonRiver (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:07 PM

20. Not the same ones.

Perhaps you've noticed all our back hair?

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Response to maxsolomon (Reply #20)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:57 PM

103. Actually, the exact same ones but in different quantities. Fun fact: women actually

have MORE testosterone than estrogen.

Just men have WAY more testosterone than estrogen.

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Response to maxsolomon (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:58 PM

78. Hormones? You got Smell-a-rama?

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:53 PM

3. if you have to ask

 

Fantasy and so on, we men get off on it.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:54 PM

5. Women like porn, too.

Otherwise 50 Shades of Grey wouldn't be selling near as many copies. That said, lots of porn is aimed pretty squarely at men, so women tend to not dig it as much. There is porn aimed at women, couples, or at least recognize that men sometimes watch it with women, so maybe try convincing him to get stuff that does something for the both of you, instead of just himself.

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Response to temporary311 (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:56 PM

8. It is all so incredibly gross and unbelievable that I just don't like it.

A great love story, in print or film, is another matter.

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Response to MoonRiver (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:41 PM

47. Why would anyone want to read a love story?

Love is a tremendous pain in the butt. Give me a math textbook any day.

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Response to Shivering Jemmy (Reply #47)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:52 PM

91. Math is certainly more predictable!

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Response to Shivering Jemmy (Reply #47)

Wed Feb 6, 2013, 02:58 PM

120. Disagree. Love at its best is wondrous and magical.

Porn not so much.

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Response to MoonRiver (Reply #120)

Wed Feb 6, 2013, 11:58 PM

121. meh.

Love, at it's best, is still someone else asking me to dilute myself for them.


I'm not interested in that.

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Response to temporary311 (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:12 PM

25. I don't believe erotica and porn is the same thing.

Huge difference in my mind...

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Response to Neoma (Reply #25)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:14 PM

31. I so agree with that.

Sorry about that brain thing.

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Response to MoonRiver (Reply #31)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:20 PM

39. It's true with 70% of what I end up replying to.

I mean, facepalm hurts after awhile.

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Response to Neoma (Reply #39)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 05:37 AM

114. Do you find 50SoG clearly "erotica"

The thing that struck me about it was that it was, plot and language wise, very much like the stuff they want to sell to men.

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Response to Democracyinkind (Reply #114)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 11:17 AM

119. Never read it, don't plan to.

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Response to Neoma (Reply #119)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 02:35 PM

125. Same here. Too busy trying to manage my kid's band.

Besides, I can barely get to the stuff I WANT to read, which isn't fiction. It's the stranger-than-fiction stuff - like the political stuff and links I always get from here. And I'm overloaded on that score, too! I don't have time for fiction. And I can get all of that I want from Pox Noise anyway.

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Response to temporary311 (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:12 PM

53. Let me tell you about 50 Shades of Grey and women

There are two facts you need to understand.

1) Women generally read more books than men.

2) Stupidity and poor taste are equally distributed between the genders.

Combine these two facts, and you understand why the illusion of 50 Shades of Grey being especially popular with women is produced.

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Response to Scootaloo (Reply #53)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:21 PM

58. I read it and liked it, maybe because

that scenario will never happen in my life. I can live vicariously, can't I?

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Response to Scootaloo (Reply #53)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:54 PM

76. Have to say, it is no illusion.

I have friends, and my friends have friends, and many, many women are talking about and reading 50 Shades of Grey. BTW, I actually don't consider these books pornography. They are a well written love story, which certainly includes erotica. There is a huge difference.

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Response to juajen (Reply #76)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:59 PM

82. Did you just call 50 Shades of Grey "Well-written"?

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Response to Scootaloo (Reply #82)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 05:42 AM

115. I am just as astounded as you are

Here's me, all the while thinking that 50SoG is exactly like the smut novels they write for men. In fact, I see no difference at all - especially in the writing which is just as poor as in the novels meant for men.

"His enormously long fingers" ... Come on. If this was written by a man for men this would serve as a favorite example of what is wrong with male-oriented porn amd erotica.

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Response to temporary311 (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:00 PM

83. Yep, there is some peculiar interest in John C. Holmes & the state of Florida.

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Response to temporary311 (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:01 PM

84. I always thought romance novels were our version of porn.

One thing I noticed when I worked in a book store was that all the new releases of romance novels flew off the shelves almost as soon as we put them up and the majority of the purchasers were middle-aged women old enough to be grandmothers.

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Response to temporary311 (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 11:09 PM

106. romance novel's

and the 50 shades stuff. Women seem to have their own form of this stuff. Men are just cruder.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:54 PM

6. Perhaps

Then a documentary on................. Well, you know and it's a win-win!

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:57 PM

9. No Outlet For The Real Pleasure - Substitute And Fantasy

eom

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:58 PM

10. Men are visually stimulated. Porn is the like the crack version of physical attraction

Addictive, numbing, and soulless. But sometimes we just wanna feel that rush, baby.

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Response to Bucky (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:04 PM

14. This is the correct answer. It's evolution, baby.

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Response to Bucky (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:29 PM

63. Exactly...but some of us also wanna feel that intimacy

and love.

It's not necessarily mutually exclusive.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 06:58 PM

11. Because they're too lazy to get out of the chair

put down the mouse or remote and go get the real thing.........

I'm sure that isn't the main reason but it has to be part of it.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:00 PM

12. Because...

...there are not enough nudist camps. Really, wouldn't we all be better off with everyone being nude? Or would that be too pornish for some a one a you?

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Response to RobertEarl (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:33 PM

96. Got my vote! n/t

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Response to RobertEarl (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:45 PM

99. I suspect that the rest of humanity is fine with me keeping my clothes on

Something about looking like Quasimodo, Frankenstein's monster and Grendel had a very regrettable drunken three way.

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Response to mythology (Reply #99)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 01:30 AM

113. Rofl

Loved you since the day I met you...

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:02 PM

13. Why do women like bad romantic comedies and trashy "romance" novels?

 

I personally have no use for porn. I'm neither a teenager nor am I sex deprived. I'd much rather be doing it than watching it.

Besides, porn was much better when they actually tried to have a plot and dialog and all. Now it's just four straight hours of assfucking with no lead in or anything.

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Response to MrSlayer (Reply #13)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:06 PM

17. It Has Plenty Of Lead In

 

Sorry I agree with you 1000% but you kind of asked for that!

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Response to MrSlayer (Reply #13)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:07 PM

19. And bon-bons. What the hell is it with women and bon-bons?

I'm assuming, from all the comments in this thread, that today is Write a Banal Stereotype Day, right?

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Response to Bucky (Reply #19)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:09 PM

22. Bon bons and slim yellow French novels.

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Response to Bucky (Reply #19)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:12 PM

27. I felt one dumb post deserved another.

 

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Response to MrSlayer (Reply #13)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:12 PM

26. Oh pizza man!

Will you get that "special" tip or won't you?






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Response to OriginalGeek (Reply #26)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:14 PM

30. Exactly.

 

You don't see that sort of thing anymore.

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Response to MrSlayer (Reply #13)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:36 PM

45. That's perfect timing.

As we all know by now, if it lasts more than four hours, you gotta see your doctor right away.

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Response to cloudbase (Reply #45)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:05 PM

86. ...or call in the neighborhood.

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Response to MrSlayer (Reply #13)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:12 PM

54. many of us don't like those things....

and also find porn boring and stupid.

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Response to Scout (Reply #54)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:33 PM

68. Interesting word, "boring"

I find the Olympics boring. Go figure.

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Response to MrSlayer (Reply #13)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:31 PM

66. Four hours?

Come on, you don't watch all four hours.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #66)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:59 PM

81. You're supposed to call your doctor after 4 hours.....nt

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #81)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:34 PM

90. "An erection lasting 4 hours? I had one that lasted 4 years!"

"It was called High School"

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #90)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 02:52 PM

127. Best. Punch line. Ever.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:05 PM

15. Why do cows like corn so much? I don't get it, they really do make a lot of hay over it. n/t

 

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Response to 2on2u (Reply #15)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:57 PM

49. hehe

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:06 PM

16. Men are hardwired to seek out sex. It's evolution.

The introduction of readily accessible internet porn just makes the job that much easier. Sometimes we just want the arousal.

Many studies have shown that there are differences between men and women sexually in that men are more easily turned on visually. Porn simply makes the job infinitely easier.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:07 PM

18. Because so many women like making it

Would not be polite to let all their hard work go to waste

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Response to The Straight Story (Reply #18)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:08 PM

21. !!elevens!!!!

It's just common courtesy.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:10 PM

23. Better question: Why do women like foreplay so damn much? Argh! I'm tired, woman!

Let's get it on and over with so's I can sleep!

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Response to Bucky (Reply #23)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:24 PM

60. Oh no you didn't...

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:11 PM

24. Some women like porn too

Maybe it has something to do with men enjoying visual stimulation sexually and women liking more of the mental imagery type that comes from books?

Gah, who knows. People shouldn't worry so much about what other people do in regards to their personal lives.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:13 PM

28. I never saw a porno film....

....until one night at college a girl suggested a group of us go rent one.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:13 PM

29. I think it's because of the sex n/t

 

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Response to RZM (Reply #29)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:18 PM

35. E'yep.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:16 PM

32. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!!!


EVYREBODIEZ SHUD LIK SAME AS ME!

I find the fact that people enjoy different things to be intolerable. There is no reason for anyone to like anything I don't like, and they never have an explanation for it.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #32)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:18 PM

34. Speak for yourself!

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:18 PM

33. Boners.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:19 PM

36. Pictures have no demands...

they don't talk back or need conversation. They don't demand the toilet seat be put down. They don't need foreplay. And they are there under the mattress anytime a need arises.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:22 PM

40. Because the super bowl half time show is only on once a year

Jk...

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Response to XRubicon (Reply #40)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:17 PM

57. Heh. +1 n/t

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:22 PM

41. Porn allows men to make up for inadequacies. They can have the women that won't spit on them

and imagine all types of sexual activity with those women.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:22 PM

42. I think it's addictive to some the same way cocaine, bacon, and candy are to others.

It provides a sort of stimulation that we just didn't experience in evolutionary history. It is also damaging for the same reasons, imho.

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Response to Romulus Quirinus (Reply #42)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:58 PM

80. Nothing like cocaine


LOL

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:28 PM

43. Evolutionary biology. eom

n/t

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:30 PM

44. For the acting and brilliant plots

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:37 PM

46. Because men like sex a WHOLE lot more than they have sex. So, vicarious sex.

I feel about porn the way I do about most "taboo" things. The world would be well served by having healthy access and a regulated market. There's a lot out there that doesn't float my boat, and some that freaks me out, but as long as no one is hurt and people can figure out how to deal with how it might impact their lives I don't object.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:56 PM

48. Well I can't speak for anyone else but

When I am making The Beast With One Back, it hastens my arrival at... The Happy Place.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:08 PM

51. Different strokes for different folks...

I didn't really say that... did I?

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Response to handmade34 (Reply #51)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 02:55 PM

128. And so on, and so on, and shoobeedoobeedoowah.

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Response to riqster (Reply #128)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 03:12 PM

131. Ooooo, sha sha.

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Response to Seeking Serenity (Reply #131)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 03:15 PM

132. We gotta live together!

More people need to listen to that song, IMNSHO.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:08 PM

52. They have their sex organs wired to their eyes

I found my ex's porn stash while I was cleaning. I put it back where I found it. Porn does nothing for me but I do know quite a few women who love it.

It's like religion and football. I don't get any of them but I'm perfectly tolerant of people who do. They can have my share.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:15 PM

55. Do you really need to know? Can you really know?

On this topic, men and women are wired differently. You don't respond to porn the way men do, and short of massive hormone treatment, never will.

This is like me asking why women smell everything they are considering purchasing at the department store.

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Response to lumberjack_jeff (Reply #55)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:51 PM

73. Actually, neither one of your sentences is correct.

Obviously, a lot of women do enjoy porn and not every woman spends her time sniffing in department stores.

Sorta like saying Louisiana is full of ignorant religious freaks. You are painting with a huge brush.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:17 PM

56. Why do people like shit-stirring so much?

I think it's a valid question.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:22 PM

59. It gives them

something to toss off to. That's it.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:27 PM

61. My fiancee enjoys shockingly dirty pornography.

As a man it's decidedly odd being the less porn-oriented partner in a relationship, but as long as everyone is happy it's good.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:28 PM

62. So, are you THAT bored by the major issues facing America today? nt.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:29 PM

64. Oh, Boy. Now you've done it.

You sure you don't want to stick to meat eating threads?

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:31 PM

67. Why is this in the Beyonce forum?

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Response to whistler162 (Reply #67)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:07 PM

93. Because Beyonce is the new Kevin Bacon.

All DU issues come through her at some point.

Check the TOS. It's in there.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:34 PM

69. Who.... said.... anything.... about .... (pant pant) liking.... it.... ?!

Who's got a spare smoke?

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:35 PM

70. Because of the happy endings?



RL

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Response to RetroLounge (Reply #70)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:58 PM

79. DUZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to babylonsister (Reply #79)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:03 PM

85. Thank you, I'm here all week.

tip your server...



RL

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Response to RetroLounge (Reply #70)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:28 PM

95. ...

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Response to RetroLounge (Reply #70)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:47 PM

100. Taste the skittles




In my heart, I know I shouldn't have posted this.

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Response to RetroLounge (Reply #70)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 11:13 PM

109. LOL !!!





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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:47 PM

71. It used to be decadent to have smokers....

there was a time when porn had a plot, that got to the act. But going back centuries it was still the thing....

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:52 PM

74. Women.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:53 PM

75. Naked women nt

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:56 PM

77. Because, boobs.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:10 PM

87. I dunno, why do men like the Three Stooges so much?



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Response to edbermac (Reply #87)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 11:10 PM

107. I don't know, but I liked them too. I like most physical comedy.

Although I don't like Waterboy, Beavis, etc. I like action films with lots of stuff flying around and impossible stunts. Also I love all Jackie Chan movies, especially the parts at the end. He's my hero.

And those scenes in Golden Eye. Pierce Brosnan does the thing on the side of the dam and gets inside and all of that and still manages to not get shot.

Then he's flying off a cliff on a motorcyle. Just so happens he lands inside a plane that just so happens has an open door that is going in a dive off the same cliff.

A lot of other really cool stuff happens in that movie. I could watch it over and over.

Hey, they made it work in the movie!

What can I say...

Is there something wrong with me?

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Response to edbermac (Reply #87)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 06:06 PM

134. I always *hated* the fucking Three Stooges.

So if there's a correlation, I'm not seeing it.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:12 PM

88. I have no idea. Porn is so FAKE. If I'm going to watch sex, I'd prefer

the homemade kind where it's just real people having fun.

Not that I'm into that either, but the fakey porn with bad script and bad acting is just NOT for me.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:17 PM

89. Different strokes for different folks.

As long as its not legal and all parties are consenting adults, live and let live. Unlike some peoples fetishes with things like guns, no one is killed.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 09:58 PM

92. Uh...the "repetitive" part is not a flaw, but a plus

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:26 PM

94. It gives them something to do with their hands!

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:36 PM

98. Because tits.

Next question?

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Response to LeftyMom (Reply #98)

Thu Feb 7, 2013, 02:17 AM

122. I hate to be a buzzkill, but

even a lot of the supposedly natural breastesses on the so-called stars are enhanced. I'm not even talking about the obvious fake ones, but fairly natural ones who advertise themselves as natural have before/after pictures floating around that shows them smaller when they entered the business.

Not that it matters, I guess. But a lot of them sure go through a lot of work to be "fantasy" women.

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Response to R B Garr (Reply #122)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 06:05 PM

133. There are some incredibly amazing, even large ones that happen perfectly naturally.

Trust me.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #133)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 08:50 PM

137. absolutely yes there are

My comment was more directed to those porn stars who advertise themselves as naturally large when it's clear they enhanced themselves as their career developed. Why would they say they are natural if they are really enhanced except for the fantasy aspect.

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Response to R B Garr (Reply #137)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 09:05 PM

138. In my experience, it's fairly easy to spot the difference.

Both on screen and in person.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:54 PM

102. Just lucky I guess.

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Response to cliffordu (Reply #102)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:57 PM

104. LOL

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 10:59 PM

105. It's only boring and repetitive after we finish 10 minutes in. nt

 

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 11:15 PM

110. because women are beautiful?

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 11:15 PM

111. You're concave, and I'm convex... welcome to the Wonderful World...

of SEX:

I dig you more than I dig root beer. Welcome to the wonderful world of SEXS@!

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 11:52 PM

112. This question is deserving of more research...

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 05:48 AM

116. Ill be controversial...

For solely cultural reasons, which are socially constructed and therefore apt to change.

Men's and Women's use of porn has been converging ever since the dawn of the internet and if things go on this way these marked differences will disappear. I find that my post-millenial friends show no marked difference in attitude toward porn - at least not one that is clearly based on gender.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 06:16 AM

117. Men are visually stimulated

and stimulated in different ways if you know what I mean

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 07:04 AM

118. cuz they like to masturbate?

 

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Thu Feb 7, 2013, 03:28 AM

123. Must you even ask?

 

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Thu Feb 7, 2013, 04:39 AM

124. Because nothing is as refreshing as shaving one's palms.

Getting rid of that overnight telltale coating of hand-hair feels terrific. The only problem is that it's tough to see, what with the failing eyesight.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 02:46 PM

126. It's like what Jeff Foxworthy said

He told us what men are REALLY thinking:

"I'd like a beer, and I'd like to see somethin' nekkid."

And there you have it.

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 03:08 PM

129. what type of porn?

few questions,,, many answers await

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Response to MoonRiver (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 03:10 PM

130. Because men are turned on by sex, and nudity

 

Men don't really "watch" porn, more like, um, well, they masturbate to it

Some women masturbate to porn too

Some men don't, and some women don't

I'm a visual guy, and I like the look of normal women my age (30-49) so naturally I'm a big fan of the amateur wife post type stuff.

But that's just me. Stretch marks and cellulite can turn me on

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Response to Taverner (Reply #130)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 06:08 PM

135. No No No, in Film School I wrote a 10 page paper on the narrative structure of "Foreskin Gump"

First class Character Development and a finely tuned clockwork-like screenplay, that one.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #135)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 06:35 PM

136. Sex is good. Film is good.

 

Where is the problem?

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